Golden Pheasant
We were driving to buy a new pack of playing cards. The ones we had been using each night at the condo got water damaged from a spilled drink on the glass patio table, and over the course of the week I’d been in Florida, we got ourselves addicted to spades and gin rummy, two games I found fun despite always losing to my brother, who claimed to have sharpened his edge at cutthroat spades during the month he spent in jail on a distribution charge, a claim backed up by his effortless play style and frequent streaks of luck, two traits that stood in stark relief to my tendencies of overstrategizing and self-sabotage. It was hard to find a pack of cards than we would have guessed—both drugstores in the area didn’t carry them. Our last resort was a nearby Barnes & Noble. Our mother called as soon as we arrived at the bookstore, sounding somewhat frantic and demanding we return home immediately to take care of my father, who could be heard yelling indiscriminately in the background. My brother, who by this point in our lives had
We passed the strip mall with the massage parlor again on the way back to the condo complex, and I was again tempted to ask about my brother’s experiences getting handjobs, and again I was stopped because I wasn’t quite sure how to ask. I wanted to know where he learned how to do such things, if he had learned those things from my father, who had once told me unprompted that a real prostitute never carried a purse, and who had taken my brother to strip clubs and bachelor parties after I moved away, and who had had multiple rumored affairs throughout his marriage to my mother, who had printed out pictures of topless women and stuck them between the pages of the books he kept in his office, and who generally liked to have a good time, or if my brother had developed this sort of habit on his own accord. When we got back to our condo, my mother refused to greet us. We helped my father out of his chair and one of us held a plastic urine jug up to his penis while the other supported the weight of my father before we lowered him gently back into his chair (despite all the problems that came with brain cancer, it was urination that was the biggest disruptor to everyone’s life—my father was theoretically safe if left alone for a few hours, provided he was in his chair with the TV on and his phone nearby, but whenever my brother or mother left to go to the store or even to take the dog on an exceptionally long walk, it wouldn’t be long before my father called them, screaming
Our plan for the night was to eat dinner at the golf course clubhouse with my father’s friends and their wives visiting from Michigan. Like most condo complexes in Florida, ours was situated on a golf course. The clubhouse had a full bar and restaurant with set dinner buffets each night. My brother and I would go there as children when my maternal grandparents still owned the condo my father later bought and order virgin strawberry daiquiris charged to the room. Our mother took our father into their bedroom to dress him while my brother took turns getting ready in the guest bathroom, my brother going first. I sat at the glass table on the patio where we spent
The storm soon stopped, and the brief reprieve from the heat brought by the rain dissipated into humidity as the sun broke behind the clouds. I went to the bathroom so I could fix my hair and look my best in preparation for dinner at the clubhouse with my father’s friends and their wives. While I was looking into the mirror, everything suddenly went black with a click. The power had gone out. Back in the living room, my father was sitting in his wheelchair waiting to go while my mother put the finishing touches on her own outfit. The lights were out, the TV was off, and the fan overhead stopped spinning. He asked me what happened and I told him, to which he said nothing, though a few moments later he said we should probably go soon. I agreed with him and went out to main hall to see if it was simply our condo that had been impacted or if it was the entire building, a conclusion that was easy to draw once I saw our neighbors, all senior
The next morning, I had a few hours to spare before I had to leave for the small regional airport. My father evidentially stayed awake all night, and when my mother tried to get him up and dressed for the day, my father hardly made an effort and instead slowly fell to the ground and decided to stay there, so my mother put a pillow underneath his head and a blanket over him, happy to finally get some peace. My mother asked if I could stay with my father as she took some time to walk the dog and my brother went swimming at the pool. I stayed on the couch reading a book I brought with me, listening to my father snore. I wasn’t alone for long when his snoring turned into gurgling. He was puking up a grayish green bile, though he appeared to still be sleeping. I tried waking him up, but he was unresponsive. I tried my best to roll him over so his face was no longer in the bile, but it was difficult on account of his aforementioned heaviness. I used one of his towels from the bathroom to clean up the bile, but most of it had already soaked into the plush accent rug my parents kept in their bedroom. I called my brother, but he didn’t answer. I called my mother who got home as quick as she could. My father was still sleeping peacefully, so we both figured it was an unlucky bout of food poisoning, as Burger King had never sat well with my father (he must have only ate half his junior cheeseburger for a reason). My brother wasn’t yet back from the pool to take me to the airport, and since my mother couldn’t leave my father alone, I called an Uber.
When I landed a few hours later for my layover in Michigan, I got a phone call from my mother. Apparently, while I was in the air, my father had thrown up bile a few more times and remained unresponsive. They rushed him to the hospital via ambulance. The doctors intubated him and gave my mother the impression that once the tube was pulled, it would be my father’s curtain call. I was to take the next flight back to Florida to say goodbye. I took the phone call much in the same way I would take a call from a mechanic reporting a transmission estimate, but as soon as I hung up, my legs started to shake and I doubted I’d be able to find the nearest airport bar, much less make it there (this was similar to the pattern of reaction I had when my mother first called me to tell me my father’s diagnosis back in autumn—they had been at the hospital all day, concerned that my father’s hypertension was causing his headaches and she called me to report the actual news just as I had arrived at the grocery store to buy some ingredients for dinner, and I had made it all the way to the sliding front doors before I felt myself slipping off reality’s plane, a feeling emphasized by the fact that a whiskey company had a small stand where they provided samples of their newest blend, something I’d never seen this grocery store do before or since, but something that felt too cinematic to pass up, so I walked over to the worker and asked for as many shorts she could afford to provide since my father had just been diagnosed with stage four brain cancer, the same kind John McCain had (words repeated verbatim from my mother), something I said with the candor typical of the recently shocked and afflicted, a candor that is very cold and impartial regarding who it is directed toward, but a candor that I think acts as a last line of defense for your psyche in that it is bonding your experience to another (if someone else has knowledge of your tragedy, then it must be real and comprehendible), and as a
I saw my father in the Florida hospital with a tube down his throat and a handful of diodes taped to his chest. My mother’s goodbye, was both loud and intensely private. She thanked my dad for providing her with the life they had lived, such as the vacations, condos,
He was awake for a very brief time when we brought him back to the condo and laid him on the thin mattress in the living room where he would die a few days later. In that brief time, I had him FaceTime my wife, who had not come with me to Florida originally as I expected only a short trip, and who also did not come with me on my return, as not only were things hectic, but we also had a dog to take care of and plane tickets were expensive (I got to use my mother’s credit card to purchase the red eye flight from Detroit to Florida, and she later complained that I hadn’t taken the time to search for a better price), which were two excuses I used to justify my wife’s goodbye to my father through a small phone screen while he was awake and not responsive (I recall him looking at the phone like it was an object of uncertain purpose, almost
While my mother watched my father one afternoon, my brother and I went to a small private zoo near the brewery in the middle of town that held a few small alligators and exotic birds. My brother got high on the drive and continued smoking as we walked around the grounds, something he was allowed to do openly as we were the only two patrons. An employee was cleaning one of the large bird cages by using a high-powered hose to spray the bird poop off the concrete floor, a process that fascinated my brother, who was too high to even notice the ejected bird poop flecked against his exposed shins until it was too late. This made us laugh until we cried. In the back of the zoo were ornate botanical cages covered with green patina that